Να παραθέσω, για την λόγους καταγραφής της σκατολογίας, το εξής mail που έλαβα με τίτλο "The Three Corporate Lessons (το πρώτο λίγο άσχετο):
Συγνώμη για όσους δεν ξέρουν Αγγλικά αλλά δεν είχα καιρό να το μεταφράσω…
Lesson 1
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit
saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all
day long?”
The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on
the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story is:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 2
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
“I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the
turkey,“but I haven’t got the energy.”
“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the
bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave
him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the
top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot
the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
Lesson 3
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the
bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying
there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen
bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm
it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all
warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of
cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
The morals of this story are:
- Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
- Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
- And when you’re in deep shit, keep your mouth shut
Υ-Γου
Ρε Μιχαλάκη, αγοράκι μου (ή κοριτσάκι μου; αυτό το “Sopa loipon tora” με προβλημάτισε…)
διαβασέ καλά τα 2 και 3 Lessons. ʼιντε 'γειά σου.
Υ-Γου- Two
Ετοιμάζεται MP3 του Σαββατιάτικου live. Γιώργο Παναγιωτακόπουλε, θα στα στείλω μαζί με την κασσέτα.
Γκουτεν Ναχτ.