'Twas last night flying over the ocean --when–
pilot made the most weirdest announcement
“ATTENTION! ATTENTION PLEASE! ALL MAGYARS! ALL MAGYARS!
DROP DEAD IMMEDIATELY AND BURN IN HELL FOREVER!”
and I knew this was too good to be true,
and woke up disillusioned with airlines
(And there probably were no Magyars on the flight anyways. Damn Buddha-pests.)