I made a solemn vow to the Virgin Mary
and she gave me back the sense you had taken from me
Now I’ll go round with one and then another
and you won’t be the only one to have me exclusively
If a man’s a man, he wants variety
what’s a woman to do? One is as good as none
So go on, cry a river out of jealousy
fill up Marathon, so we’ll have water
That’s how women are, they’re never satisfied
unless they have you all to themselves, keeping the others deprived
You’d kept me stolen away from the others for so long
but now I’ll give them all their fair share
(extra verse for extra performances:)
A henhouse with just one hen isn’t right
and you can’t have a harem with only Yota in sight
You wanted the other women to cry, you selfish girl
and then you tell us you’re a feminist as well